Fashion is cyclical, and just when we think we’ve seen the last of a trend, it somehow rears its ugly head again. While we love the nostalgic return of some styles (hello, ‘90s fashion!), there are some trends from the past that simply should not be resurrected. Yet, somehow, the fashion world loves to take risks. And, spoiler alert, these cringe-worthy trends might just make a comeback soon.
Get ready to cringe with us as we countdown the 7 most regrettable fashion trends that should stay buried in the past… but will probably show up on the runway next season anyway.
1. Low-Rise Jeans (You Know, the Ones That Barely Covered Your Belly Button)
Let’s be honest—low-rise jeans were a disaster. Sure, they were fun for a while in the early 2000s, but they were also the reason we had to constantly adjust ourselves just to keep everything covered. And let’s not forget the muffin top situation they caused. Why was that ever a good idea?
Why It Shouldn’t Come Back: Not only did they emphasize your midriff in all the wrong ways, but they were also uncomfortable. Who needs to constantly suck in their stomach or worry about their underwear showing?
But Will It Come Back?: With the resurgence of Y2K fashion, low-rise jeans are bound to make a return. Expect them to pop up in your Instagram feed sooner than you’d like.
2. Cargo Pants (With Too Many Pockets)
Yes, we’re all about utility and comfort, but the fashion world took it too far with those oversized cargo pants that looked like you were ready for a backpacking trip rather than a night out. Plus, who needs that many pockets?
Why It Shouldn’t Come Back: While functional, cargo pants had a way of making you look like you were preparing for a camping expedition, not hitting the streets in style. The bagginess and unnecessary pockets didn’t help either.
But Will It Come Back?: With "athleisure" still going strong, we’re sure there will be a re-imagining of cargo pants. Expect sleek versions of the style that might be just a tad more acceptable, but still a bit questionable.
3. Fanny Packs (Or, as We Call Them, “Bum Bags”)
Once reserved for tourists and festival-goers, fanny packs somehow made their way into high fashion circles in the past few years. While practical, they’ve never exactly been chic. Plus, they just make everything look off when paired with anything that’s not athletic wear.
Why It Shouldn’t Come Back: Unless you're actively going hiking or need hands-free storage at a concert, there's no reason for a fanny pack to make a comeback. They are clunky, awkward, and never match with formal outfits.
But Will It Come Back?: Don’t be surprised if fanny packs get a “cool” makeover with designer logos and minimalist designs. It’s almost too predictable.
4. Platform Flip-Flops (Who Thought This Was a Good Idea?)
The combination of flip-flops and platforms is a fashion crime that should never be forgiven. Platform flip-flops—while technically offering a height boost—were clunky, awkward, and not nearly as comfy as we thought.
Why It Shouldn’t Come Back: The main issue? They were just flat-out uncomfortable. The platform added weight, and the flimsy straps meant your feet were never truly secure. Plus, the sound they made when walking? Don’t even get us started.
But Will It Come Back?: Given the 2000s nostalgia wave, we’re holding our breath for some form of platform flip-flop to come back. Designers might even try to make them “high-fashion.” Shudder.
5. Ed Hardy and Bedazzled Everything
Remember Ed Hardy? The tattoo-inspired, rhinestone-covered shirts were everywhere at one point, paired with sunglasses that looked like they belonged to a Vegas showgirl. Not only were they loud, but they also screamed “I’m trying too hard.”
Why It Shouldn’t Come Back: Bedazzling was a mistake we all made. There's just no reason to cover everything with rhinestones or loud prints anymore, unless you’re attending a circus-themed party.
But Will It Come Back?: Given how “maximalism” is gaining steam in the fashion world, don’t be surprised if bedazzling and logo-heavy pieces get their moment again. Please, no.
6. Sagging Jeans
We’ve all seen it: jeans hanging so low that your boxers are the star of the show. While sagging may have been a trend in the ‘90s and early 2000s, it quickly became a fashion faux pas that should’ve stayed in the past. And yet, every so often, we see a few brave souls (or perhaps brave isn’t the right word) trying to bring this back.
Why It Shouldn’t Come Back: No one needs to see your underwear, and let’s face it—sagging is uncomfortable and impractical. When did it ever make sense to wear your pants so low they were practically falling off?
But Will It Come Back?: Given that the ’90s and early 2000s are officially trending, sagging jeans may reappear in a “new” form (hopefully, with a belt this time).
7. Halters & Tube Tops (With No Support)
We all wore them in our younger years—the halter tops and tube tops that offered zero support but somehow looked cool with low-rise jeans. But as we got older, we realized they weren’t doing us any favors. You’re either constantly pulling them up or dealing with strap marks.
Why It Shouldn’t Come Back: Unless you’re at a tropical resort, tube tops and halters offer little to no support. Plus, they often highlight areas that we’d rather keep under wraps (hello, sideboob).
But Will It Come Back?: The return of all things retro might mean these trend pieces will sneak back into our closets. Just don’t blame us when they leave you uncomfortable and self-conscious after 10 minutes of wear.
Conclusion: Fashion’s Tendency to Repeat Itself (And Our Reluctant Acceptance)
As much as we love to trash-talk these cringe-worthy trends, let’s face it—fashion has a funny way of coming full circle. So, while we might be shaking our heads at the thought of low-rise jeans and platform flip-flops making a comeback, we know deep down that they might just show up on the runway sooner than we'd like.
What fashion trend do you think should stay in the past? Or worse, what’s one you secretly hope does make a return (but won’t admit in public)? Drop your thoughts in the comments—I’m dying to know!
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